Wednesday, July 30, 2008 *
Argh!
Very short post from me. Most of my ideas are contributed to Facebook! No one reads my blog! Poor me!!
posted by Shano Jay
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10:06 AM
The wonders of Mad TV. or What the hell is Mad TV? Taken from wikipedia. Copy sebulat-bulatnya: MADtv is an Emmy Award Winning Show and is an American Sketch Comedy television series based on the humor magazine, Mad.
MADtv parodies other television shows, celebrities, video clips, songs and etc. The most often celebrities being parodied are Britney Spears, Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey. They do have original characters but the celebrities characters are way dead funny.
Why is it Syndrome? it's addicted!!!! I'm addicted. After watching a Britney Spears parody, I can't stop watching one after another. It's like a drug!!!! And this parodies are not lame or plain boring, but somewhat hilarious, creative and you will have that pee in ur pants moment. See, these talented comedians are really talented. Debra Wilson who always parodied Whitney Houston, act, talk and sing like Whitney! I love the way she said "BOBBAY!!!!" or "I HATE YOU", "DON'T YOU GO BLOCK MY FACE", "BITCH!". It's totally like Whitney. lol! and and and, she sing like Whitney. Only a lil funnier cos she purposely sounded pitch due to showing Whitney that she was on drug or Not right. (the case of her drug addict and Bobby Brown). lol.
And Britney Spears was her gone nuts case during and after her marriage with Kevin Federline. They made her look like a cheap whore which at the same time isn't funny cos i'm sure the real Britney memang akan TERASA and hurt badly. I feel sorry for Britney. lol. But since this show is a comedy, so I just shrug it off. it's just a Comedy show. Hell they even did Obama-Clinton video clip using Umbrella as the song (made famous by rhianna) shagging each other. LOL!!!
And my favorite video-clip, song and artist parody celebrity is Shakira's "Whenever, whereever" However, Mad TV changed it into "Whatever, Don't Matter". This lady (I don't know the name), act like a dumb Shakira singing about how she don't really know how to speak English, lucky that she have a hot body cos she only sing in gibberish and because of that it doesn't even matter when she sing about pancakes. hahahaha I found the lyric to the parody song:
WARNING: Do not drink or eat anything when you read it. Everything is at your own risk!
Baby I was born that far away so,
I speak English as a se-cond language,
I don't understand the words I say,
There's no word that rymes with language,
Lucky that I have a smoken' body,
Cause I only sing in jibberish,
Lucky that I am uh such a hottie,
Watch my hips go quiverish,
Good news for you, I'm double jointed, too
Whatever, Don't Matter,
I can sing about pancake batter,
I will shake my derier,
And you won't go nowhere,
Bend over, Come Under,
Come enjoy my thighs of thunder,
I'll just toss my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere,
Lucky, that my hips arn't only droopy,
When I shake them they move mountains,
Lucky that these breasts are proud and perky,
And my lips are full and poutin',
Bebabebabababa, Bebabebabababa,
Time to crawl into the mud,
Whatever, Don't Matter,
You wouldn't listen if I were fatter,
That I got a spicy rear,
So you won't go nowhere,
Peek under, turn over,
I make no sense if you are sober,
So I clash my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere.
See how crazy these people can get? It's really a drug of laughter when you're feeling down or stress to the max. It's all about laughing matter. hahah
posted by JulieAnne
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9:19 AM
Friday, July 25, 2008 *
I know ya'll havent heard this cult or ummm religion yet cos it's not established. Only selected members can ENTER this Jutology. LOL!!!!!
Anyway, the founder of Jutoloy is from a small country gal, whom we shall not speak of the name! (except for one or two ppl) This SCJ is very simple. It's a bout Extreme Pleasure. How do we reach a certain level of extreme pleasure in our life? Why do we need extreme pleasure? What is extreme pleasure? All is answered in Jutology! Muahahahaha (evil laugh) SCJ only have one book called NOSBA and has a lot of verses... it can reach up to 98787654642445 Scriptures come and go through the founder's mind. It is believe that the scriptures were inspired by a certain random words strangers said. So becareful what you speak. One's tongue can be very, very dangerous. All this scriptures will be read to the two of important people in the founder's life. One of them will compile all the scriptures and put it in the book for future reference.
This SCJ is just very simple compared to other cults or societies. It's even better and NOT complicated than TomKurus' religion! No fees required or whatsoever that involve $$$ to join and embrace SCJ. Just focus on EXTREME PLEASURE... WAHAHAHAHA
posted by JulieAnne
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9:36 AM
Thursday, July 24, 2008 *
YYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Where on Earth is EVERYBODY? Why is no one updating this blog but me? :(
*LoL* 
posted by Shano Jay
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8:16 PM
Sunday, July 13, 2008 *
Hey Angels... (Yeah, we are the three Angels since Seryna is Jon's Fallen Angel and Jul is Decembers Angel and I am Broken Dark Angel. Haha!) Hey Angels, why is it me alone updating this blog? xD Owh well, with me suffering from nasty Internet connections, I think it will be a little hard for me to update often ;p
I love this song. I can't help it. I've been listening to it on repeat lately and to think I have THREE VERSIONS (album, single, original). Haha!!
posted by Shano Jay
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11:46 AM
